Definitions on 'isms....


The Cow You Own

Socialism:
You have two cows, and are forced to give the other
one to your neighbor.


Communism:
You have two cows, the government takes
them both and gives you milk.


Fascism:
You have two cows, the government takes
them both and sells your milk.


Nazism:
You have two cows, the government takes
them both and shoots you.


Bureaucracy:
You have two cows, the government takes them both,
shoots the other one, milks the other one
and pours the milk away.


Capitalism:
You have two cows, you sell the other one
and buy a bull.




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